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Are you into piss play? The Piss Perfect will let you deliver a lifelike performance without using your own urine or “equipment”. Complete with an extremely lifelike prosthetic penis and a silent-flow system, it’s the best synthetic urine delivery device on the market to offer noise-free, urine simulations! With this bundle, you can fill your Piss Perfect with Quick Fix - the most trusted synthetic urine brand in the biz. When used together, no one will ever know you’re faking it!
Using real urine for a golden shower exposes your partner to harmful toxins and bacteria. It’s much safer to use synthetic urine. Quick Fix Synthetic Urine has been the most trusted fake pee brand for over 25 years. It contains all the normal ingredients and characteristics of human urine and is balanced for pH, specific gravity, and creatinine. It’s so close to real piss, laboratories will even use it to calibrate their urine testing equipment!
The Piss Perfect is designed to be durable and reusable. The prosthetic penis is made from silicone and, unlike similar devices on the market, the color is mixed in, rather than sprayed on. This ensures your Piss Perfect won’t fade over time and leave you with a splotchy, discolored penis. The Piss Perfect comes in 5 skin tones (white, tan, latino, brown, and black) so you can be confident your new package will match your own.
The Piss Perfect is designed to be worn comfortably (and discreetly) for hours so you can be ready at a moment’s notice to put on the perfect show! The prosthetic penis comes attached to a waistband with a medical-grade “piss pouch” and 2 leg straps to make sure everything stays in place. The waistband provides the perfect amount of pressure to make your urine stream highly realistic.
To use your Piss Perfect, heat your Quick Fix by warming it in the microwave for 10 seconds. The temperature strip on the side of the bottle should read between 94-100 degrees. Using the included syringe, fill the piss pouch with your urine and apply a sticky heat pad. This will keep your sample at body temperature for up to 8 hours. Strap on the Piss Perfect and you’re ready to flow! While in private, release the safety clip at the front of the device. When you’re ready, squeeze right below the head of your prosthetic penis and watch your fake urine flow! Since the Piss Perfect is reusable, we recommend practicing a few times with warm water so you don’t waste any liquid gold.
If you’re planning on delivering a piss performance soon, there’s no better choice than the Piss Perfect! In this bundle, you’ll also get a 3oz bottle of Quick Fix - the highest quality synthetic urine money can buy. Use ‘em together and your urine simulation will be so convincing, nobody will know about your little secret.
The Piss Perfect is not associated with Spectrum Labs.